Friday, September 16, 2005

Signage and Names

Reading signs on the British highways has been quite entertaining, as always. For instance, to get to the hotel or zoo, we have to turn at a ruined store that says GNOME LIGHTing. That tickles me. To get to Owslebury, you go through a section of extremely narrow road marked, “Oncoming traffic in centre of road” and that is true! On our last visit there, I met a large truck (a lorry, of course) just when entering the village, where the road was at least a lane and a half wide.

In a “car park” the other day we were following the EXIT signs and realized that they were not WAY OUT as usual here.

On the motorway, at a couple of service centres, the sign at the exit warned "Not 24 Hrs" --- now what does that mean?

Some corners have "PART-TIME LIGHTS" (I guess they have a good union!).

One favourite we passed often, in Twyfford, reads:

Real Pub
Real Ale
Real Food
Real People
........ and a little sign next to it "Part-time chef wanted"

Aside from Owslebury, we have been to Over Wallop, Middle Wallop and Nether Wallop and more!

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